What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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