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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

what is racecar backwards in reverse

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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