- Anti Joke

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Asians

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave