A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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wael.. nuff said

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Hahaha

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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