- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

womens rights

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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