What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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poop nuff said

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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This is an anti joke

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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