So I was walking down the road today

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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