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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Horse with a chair on his head.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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