what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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