- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Anthony sucks

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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