A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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