Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Refrigerator

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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