Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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What did the fish say after he

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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racism...deal with it!

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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