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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Soccer...

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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