- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Youre mom is so dead...

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Poop

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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