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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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