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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

H o m o comes out as homo

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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