A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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butt sex

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thomas!!!!

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Lindsay Lohan

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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