You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

THE GAME

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

*prepares this to get negative votes*

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

what to call someone thats gay zak

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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