Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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