What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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