- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

How do you make a car? You build it.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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