What's good? Anything that is not bad.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

gay pom...

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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