I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Poop...

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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