- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

France had one revolution

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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