a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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