What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Pickles are moist.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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