What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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