Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Jersey Shore.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Anyone can post anything.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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