- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Please ignore this statement.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

batman has diarrhea

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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