Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Cancer.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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