why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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