Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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