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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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