- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's one plus one? two.

N-E Pats never cheated

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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