- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What's funny? Women's rights.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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