- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

And you honored it I see :P

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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