- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Take part of what?

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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