I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

PENIS lol

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what looks like a banana? a penis

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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