knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Your life

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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