What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Vaginal secretions

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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