Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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