- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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