- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

you gay?

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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