- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

That's illegal What? Your mom

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What's 1+1? 69.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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