- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

your face

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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