What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Weaner

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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