- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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