- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

whats brown and sticky a stick

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

CFL

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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