- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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