What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Everybody will die

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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