- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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