A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

13 =B you just learned something

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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