- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

how man

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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