- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Katy Perry

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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