Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Women's rights

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

whats brown and booky a book.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Terry has ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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