- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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