- Anti Joke

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

How would you rule?

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice