Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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You sick fiend

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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