- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Neither did she.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

eh

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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