- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

An Asian person drove home safely.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

How High is a Chinese man

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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