- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

So a seal walks into a club.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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